Dane Cook

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Американский стэндап-комедиант, актёр, режиссёр, сценарист и продюсер
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April 30th #Starz
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I don't no where this came from or who created it but I woke up to it being text to me several times. This is by far one of the creepiest things I've even seen. I wonder if when you squeeze it it's pees and says "you're fake news." You should TAG someone that can't unsee this too and caption it.
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I'm a very serious actor.
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I just got some great Timehop pix today from the Oscars Night Before Party 2 years back. It's always such a fun night. Can't wait to see all my favorite superheroes in one room wearing their "normal people disguises."
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Sometimes we literally make each other smile.
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Last night we escaped the Pirates Bay room with 4 min to sparrrrrghhhhh. We then did FBI in a record breaking 42 min without using a single hint. We have fast become the most talked about escape room artists and honestly I think we are ready for the the escape room mud run. Or whatever the Olympic of escape rooms are. We still have a few more to do such as Doghouse Tumble, Candyland Upsidedown, Trumps Brain & @marcmaron's garage. All challenges but we ready. Starring Mo "Locksmith" Abhat Mary "Wordsmith" Viola Danny "Puzzlemaster" Mackey Amy "Listen to Reason" Fourslice & hi I'm Dane "I Read Everything" Cook Thx #mazerooms for our fun frustration fits!!
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#announcement
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The simple response to why I do what I do and why performers need that challenge and chaos, the impossible task of making an "easy living" in the arts. Yet it speaks to so many that can't quite allow the norm to encompass them. This quote sums it all up and I'm glad I found it because it brings me peace to know others understand.
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Sony is really slipping with the new V-PlayStation.
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#roadlife
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My buddy Laurence Fishburne is so good in John Wick 2. I loved this movie - go see it and count bullets.
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#VD
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A little Valentine's Day ditty for a pretty girl. #Baby
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The BK Lounge is now offer adult toys as a part of their Grownup Meal. Mine came covered in mayo. No you really can put sweet & sour sauce all over your pussy.
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Caught Chopper in portrait mode.
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#underamour #patriots
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Partying on a Saturday night with Chopper.
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I can't wait for people to see #AmericanGods when it airs this April. #SXSW is gonna premiere it. See you all there! This is gonna be one wild show with some of the coolest people I've worked with.
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#truth
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I won't be wearing this shirt to a B&E. #SB51 #Patriots
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Is it me or does my leg look like it's my cock? #tbt
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Every year I watch Bad Lip Reading and make my annual Bad Overdubbed Disaster Mixtape. I get one chance with a string of close calls to put my own spin on what I truly believe the people were saying. TAG & SHARE and if it hits 1 million in ten minutes I will give everyone a hand job or a finger wiggle.
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I mean only Tom Brady could turn this around at this point.
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I've never shared this clip or story but since I posted from My Best Friends Girl a moment ago I think I'll overshare. I love Johnny Cash and I admire him. His music is savage and real. It cuts into you and it encompasses you depending on your rank or reason. We were filming this funny movie in Boston and we needed this 3rd act to show my character Tank (haha still love I played a charter named Tank) is a force of nature not to be trifled with. I also wanted this moment to show what shrouds my comedy and the darkness around me and how I over came so much to get back to where I started. I wanted a tribute to my strife and to show a glimpse of my mother and father as well. I wanted this walk to be something I could look at forever and say this is truly me - all aspects as a man. We filmed this twice. The cigarette and how I smoked it and the dark shadows was from my father. The moment I look at the light was my mother. She was always shining. My father always had a dark almost mean look in his eyes. I loved the way he is scary and I like owning that sometimes. Wait until you see my next film American Exit and you gonna see mean. And you're gonna see scary. But you're gonna see the light and the sparkle of love I feel and share in everything I do. For the rest of my life I have this clip. I know what drove it and how I created and positioned it. This is a song I play when I'm "coming around."
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Love this pic of @katehudson & I in the middle of filming #MyBestFriendsGirl in #Boston. I think this was one of the best scenes and days of filming we had. She was always tremendously funny, beautiful & sweet. Still is.
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No matter how big you are or the show is. No matter how important you feel or think you are. No matter what you've accomplished or are about to obtain. Know this... Your dressing room gonna have a printout of a star barely taped to a door and the second you leave someone else's gets stuck there.
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This pic was posted by @gisele today & it made me tremendously emotional. Trust me after last nights epic SuperBowl triumph and seeing @TomBrady do what has never been done I was already emotional & proud. But this was about something I understood all too well. What it means to play for your mom. I call what Tom played last night a vitality game. I used to perform vitality shows for my mom. I booked bigger and bigger gigs because every new arena of cheering fans was allowing my lovely mom to thrive another day rooting for her little boy. Seeing this pic of Tom and Galynn Patricia Brady made me happier than you know. Knowing the one person that brought you into this life has the opportunity to make history with you is something no medicine can help or fix. To show your mom you've become the best parts of her and the most important lessons stuck - gratifying beyond words. I held my moms hand days before her passing and she said "you did it baby." I said, "we did it mom." Tom & his mom accomplished this last night. Everything she gave to him prepared him to overcome even as his world is shattering on and off the field. I wanna say one more thing. I'm now rooting for Galynn Patricia Brady. I am sending all my energy to her and her family. And believe me if there is one person that can beat this wretched disease it's the mother of Tom Brady.
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Just remember...
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#this #patriots #tombrady #goat #dynasty
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@Patriots @TomBrady #GOAT