Dane Cook

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Американский стэндап-комедиант, актёр, режиссёр, сценарист и продюсер
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Get your tix right now before we sell this one out. Catch my next comedy special early & watch us make up a song on the spot on @the88show w/ @AveryFunny - Jan 18, 10p @HollywoodImprov
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Me no like the doctor.
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Thinking about mom & pops today and how much I appreciate them and how I wish I could be sharing this great time together. My mom was so pretty, she always had a youthful way about her. My dad could command a room, he had authority and was bad ass. Both funny, both passionate, both tough & both loving. This is going to be an awesome week.
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I'm fucking dying. Hahahahahahaha.
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Chopper is obsessed with this toy that once looked like a rope duck. #sundayvibes
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#gameday #patriots #nfl #patriotspartymyplace #waytoomuchfriedchicken
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Last evening - Friday the 13th - surrounded by liars, back stabbers, two faced yellow bellied cowards. Pretty fun night.
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#mood
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#tbt #mybestfriendsgiri filmed in Boston & I was in the worst shape of my life.. mentally. That is until the film started and I was immediately embraced by the greatest city ever.. Boston. We filmed all over the city and literally everywhere we worked was like a welcome home party. It's one of my proudest moments working on one of the funniest films I've been in yet. @katehudson was truly a champ and made some of the tough days easy with her professionalism and humor. She herself had some heavy shit go down on day 1 of filming that she overcame and together we just had a blast. Working out, punching up scenes & enjoying some #redsox when we had time to hit Fenway Park. This pic embodies how I felt at a high and low point in my life meeting. When I went from grief to joy. I appreciate this time and even though I only ate bugs for protein it was all worth it bc people still love the movie when most movies stink or never get released (I've done those too haha).
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How I look at you while you're telling me about the dream you had last night.
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Done.
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Chopper aka Chops, Big Guy, Chopper Five, Chopper 11, Chop Shop, Chopbacca, Grunts & Chopzone.
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#truthsayer
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We're always happy to see each other. #Cook #Chopper #reunited
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LIKE THIS & SHARE IT with the hashtag #worstpiciveevertaken and see how many brave souls will participate. Holy shit I look like a fucking dirtbag piece of garbage. Who allowed me to leave my house like this? My hair looks like a boy band member who was stabbed and left in a gulch. White deep low plunging V that you can SEE stinks like musty laundry. The chain.. I suck. Those jeans are like a boot cut bell bottom or some lousy fit over white patient zero sneakers. The jacket was worn by Lieutenant Dan. Fuck. This is the #worstpiciveevertaken for certain. I wore this on a white red carpet with a white backdrop. I should have fired myself & broken up with my girlfriend that obviously fucking hated me. #fail #fuck
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Here are a few behind the scenes pix I took from the photoshoot at my casa yesterday with the lovely & very approachable @adrianna.christina & her very talented & about to blow up in 2017 photographer @yasminekateb. Highlight moments include: Nakedness in my oak tree. Throwback old classic Hollywood look on my top balcony overlooking the hills which on my east side is very south of France. I put some classic movies on in the theater room and watched A absolutely kill it as the movies streamed across her bod. I snuck the last pic with her eye in the Casablanca moment and honestly it's one of my coolest pix I've taken. So many great looks and cool shots by days end. It was great watching these two collaborate. Do me a favor LIKE THIS and share it with people that love photography. It's always inspiring to see great work. Ohhhh.. shit and the song by Def Leppard is "Photograph" because... awww well you get it. #photog #classic #oldhollywood #younghollywood #nakedinatree
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This pic by @yasminekateb really captures what's going on inside of me.
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AC/DC
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16 years ago today. Yes... 16 years ago today... 16 @justintimberlake & @britneyspears decided this was a great idea. They looked at each other and were non pulsed and then they opened the door and walked out into real life with this on. No one stopped them.. nothing could turn them around. They walked toward not away from cameras. A few days later they came to see my show together at Dublins on Sunset and after the show I asked Spears "what was with that celebration of denim?" Gonna be honest. They were adorable together. JT + BS forevaaaaaaaaaa.
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#reallife
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I only hang with shadow hunting maximum riders out for revenge on channel zero.
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Last night we assembled an elite group of gamers & unleashed hell & humor on each other. We also ate pizza, screamed & accused each other and sometimes hugged wayyyy too much. #gamenight
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#happyfriday
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#fbf to when I was doing a photoshoot for GQ & Vicious Circle. I remember talking with the Interviewer about longevity. I said "longevity happens when you don't run out of ideas, drive & fans." Its true and to this day I realize how lucky I am (coupled with how determined) to have a career that is solid and growing. No matter what highs or lows come through I accept it and apply it. I've watched so many comedians like Kevin Hart break through after years and years of being under the radar and I've also watched way more comedians have a moment of "fame" quickly become dismissed. The cool comedian of 2 years ago is already talked about like a never was. That's how this Industry works. Especially when some people get more than they deserve because of political shit (they always get hammer dropped because no one likes a fast pass traveler ha). I could list 20 names of funny comedians that disappeared. I could name many that should have had a moment but didn't. I can show you many that popped and deserve the praise due to 24/7 hard work. I've watched all of this from a position that is unique and ideal. My own path with my own priorities and team that allows me to work on what I believe in and that is what I've built and will be NEXT. Thanks you to all of my fans and friends that stuck by me. I won't ever let you down.
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It's raining in California but I'm wearing a t with the sun shining bc that's what the fuck I do. Sometimes when it's sunny I wear a monsoon shirt. Or I'll throw on my wind chill bathing suit. Whatfrickenever castaways. I just know I'm feeling good #day5 into 2017 and no weather is going to effect my clothing choices. If lava falls from the sky imma bust out a Comic Relief 8 t-shirt and wears it well. If a gust of wind comes I might just don a pair of crocks and sip on an ICEE. One time I took my shirt off on the bus and flexed so hard it rang the stop this bus bell and the bus stopped and people exited starry eyed. I have a t shirt that says GLIMMER OF HOPE and I wear it when the Fail Police come knocking at my garage door. Whatsssssss upppppppppp?! I have a tattoo on my large intestine that is a biblical passage from a rewrite of the Bible called Bibleland about a theme park that has bible rides that reads, "you must be this FAITHED to ride" and instead of the hand on the tattoo showing height it's two hands showing THE WAY! I Postmated my order to my Uber while in a driverless car run on Google Magic and then the order got to my stoplight I gave my food to a couple of teenagers looking for trouble but instead found NOURISHMENT ya fucks. I can't tell you anything else about this pic except I used a filter called BARK and I don't know why it's called that when all it did was punch up the contrast and give me a little more definition on my arms. But I'll let you be the judge of me. Comment away.. tag me or flush your phone down a toilet in the South Pacific sea. Do it I double dog dare you. 2017 is already my year. In fact.. secret diary entry revealed. I called shotgun on 2017 in fucking 2009. Yeah it's called foresight and it's in my back pocket of my jean shorts. Tomorrow I'm wearing an umpires vest and holding a universal remote control pointer towards the skies and I'm turning all of North Koreas televisions off. In fact hold on I'm doing it now. You want more? Keep reading and ignore your crying baby. I already gave your kid a pacifier and on it a quote from the hit broadway musical #hamilton but you knew I would do that because I'm a futurist. #bye
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I found a bunch of amazing pix from Madison Square Garden all high quality. I had this one blown up to hang on my wall in my theater room. History making night. Only 1 of 6 comedians to completely sell out #MSG. #honored #dreams #100arenashowsin1year
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All out street brawl to the death. Who wins? Riggs or McClain & why?