Asa Hole

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Don't let anybody fool you, the best part of Christmas is presents
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New episode of KFC RADIO is up! I am still riding the high off the story told, please join me. Link in bio. (I don't have any photos related to the episode so here is one of me and my ex-intern @glennyballs.)
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Stop tipping your Uber drivers! Very important! Link in bio.
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Few things make me happier than watching hours of television next to a lit Christmas tree
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About last night... "Blonde Dahlia" coming soon from Wicked Pictures, I somehow survived yet another movie directed by @missstormydaniels. I had sex with @missyxmartinez, @thedamondice, and @michaelvegas and also I fingered Stormy's RealDoll which is an exact replica of her so I basically had sex with her too.
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I feel like this sweater takes on a different meaning when I wear it. CYBER MONDAY TELETHON: Just today, buy something and you'll be able to talk to ur fav Barstool blogger! Link in bio.
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by @black_candi_images. Today I played a cop going undercover as a whore. Which is pretty much the exact opposite of what I'm doing in real life. "Blonde Dahlia" directed by @missstormydaniels coming soon from Wicked Pictures
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Pick up this tshirt featuring our most fuckable president while it's on sale! Link in bio.
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Got the password to @barstoolsports snapchat so I'll be on there today. Username is Barstoolsports. Plz help.
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It's true, I've officially joined KFC RADIO! It's currently number4 on iTunes, let's get it up to 1! Link in bio to subscribe : )
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It's true, I've officially joined KFC RADIO! It's currently number7 on iTunes, let's get it up to the top 5! Link in bio to subscribe : )
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!!!!!!BIG NEWS!!!!!!!! **link in bio**
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PHILLY! Come see me tonight (or tomorrow) at @clubrisque!
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I come to @clubrisque in Philly every year at this time, and my favorite part is always eating Min's food. Don't be fooled by the fact that it's stripclub adjacent - it's fucking delicious and I look forward to it all year long. Thanks for a great night, I'll be at the Philly and Bristol locations for the rest of the weekend!
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For reference, this is what u get in NYC for the same amount.
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I accidentally zillowed Manhattan, Kansas instead of Manhattan, NY and now I want to kill myself
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Geography contest with @feitelberg. This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever done on camera. And I've done clown porn. Link in bio.
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Love this shot by @keithmunyanphotography
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That time @smittybarstool claimed to be the Mario Kart World Champ, and then wasn't. Featuring one of the hottest women I have ever seen in real life, @erinolash. Link in bio.
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I'm loving these flyers @clubrisque made for me! PHILLY, I'll be in u November 17,18,19! See u there!
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New episode of Mailtime with @kfcbarstool and @feitelberg! Link in bio.
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This election is crazy but my nails are beautiful. Thank you @ohmynailsnyc!!
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This is my new intern, @glennyballs. What should I make him do?
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@joannaangel and I are sad that @sietefoods hasn't replied to our offer. But thank you to @kritterklips for the cute ears!
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Daylight savings is as useless as nipples on a man. Daylight savings is as inconvenient as cottonmouth during anal sex. Daylight Savings is stupid as shit. If I were president, my first order of business would be to legalize prostitution. Then immediately after turning my first trick for ten million dollars (because there is definitely some Saudi prince out there willing to pay $10mil to fuck the POTUS), I would cancel Daylight Savings. Anyway, today is the last day of Exxxotica, I'll be signing from 2pm! See u there!!
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New Jersey! Come get ur copy of DIRTY THIRTY (or just say hi) at EXXXOTICA! I'll be there from 1pm-5pm today : )
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NEW JERSEY! See you tonight at EXXXOTICA! I'll be doing a reading of DIRTY THIRTY / Q&A at 9:30pm SHARP in the seminar room! See u there!
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Dear @sietefoods, Hi! My name is Asa Akira. You may know me from blockbuster hits such as “Sexbots,” “Make me Creamy 4,” & “Ready, Willing, and Anal.” My friend @joannaangel (of “Rock and Roll in my Butthole” fame,) & I were recently comparing pre-anal-sex eating habits, when she mentioned your fine line of tortillas. Did you know that one of your main ingredients, Chia Seed, is a great pre-anal snack? You should put that on the packaging! After hearing my friend rave about your product, I had to try it myself. Admittedly, I did not think I’d find gluten-free tortillas to be very appetizing. But as a fan of Ill-advised decisions, I ordered $55 worth of the Almond Flour and Cassava packs. My life changed right then & there. One bite of a spinach omelette wrapped in the savory Almond Flour Tortilla, and I knew I could never go back - back to my old life, back to gluten-filled breakfast burritos, back to shitty Mission Tortillas. I inhaled my first wrap with the intensity of a crackhead taking his first hit out of Central Bookings. Immediately, I called Joanna. Collectively, Joanna and I have a fanbase of over 2million followers on social media. We would like to extend our normally very expensive promotion services to you, @sietefoods, for the mere price of a lifetime supply of tortillas. Joanna mentioned she had recently spent $1500 on your tortillas, which is just around the going rate to hire a woman a porn scene. Meaning, we are basically sucking dick for tortillas. We won’t suck dick for just any tortillas, though - we only suck dick for Siete tortillas. That could possibly be our tagline. As your Tortilla Contract Stars, the options are limitless. We could film scenes in your apparel. We could casually place tortillas next to the lube in the background. Joanna and I could roll a single tortilla up, each stick one end into our vaginas, and use the tortilla as a double ended dildo. We are open to any & all suggestions. We’ll give you some time to think about it, we just request that you don’t take too long, we hear Mission Tortillas is coming out with a Gluten-free version, & would hate for you to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Thank you!
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You can now own a figurine of me!! I like to line mine up like a human centipede with @jessicadrake and @missstormydaniels. I'm in the middle. Link in bio.
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They did it! Congratulations @joannaangel & @thesmallhands_ , I wish you a lifetime of @sietefoods tortillas/happiness!
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We r here Vegas!!! @joannaangel @chateaunightclub
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Vegas! Tonight! Halloween! @chateaunightclub! Me and @joannaangel! Matching costumes! Celebration!